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Paisley & Parsley

Greeting Cards

Greeting Cards

Regular price $4.95 USD

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Our bestselling Simply Put greeting card collection is a customer favorite with hilarious sayings for every occasion and a simple, bold design that appeals to a broad audience. 5" x 7" greeting card

• Blank inside

• Printed in-house on recycled paper

• Comes with a kraft envelope

• Made in the USA

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