{"product_id":"call-me-old-fashioned-socks","title":"Call Me Old Fashioned Socks","description":"Bold flavor. Strong opinions. Comfortable socks. Whether you’re mixing a perfect cocktail or just silently judging everyone else’s drink order, these socks have the right amount of bite. With crisp white fabric, a rich brown cuff, and a mustard yellow heel, they’re giving vintage bar menu vibes, with zero hangover.\n\nEmblazoned with “Call Me Old Fashioned” and a charming little glass of the good stuff, these socks feel like leaning against a mahogany bar and raising one unimpressed eyebrow. Floral-style embellishments in warm reds, browns, and golds complete the look.\n\nMade from a cozy blend of cotton, polyester, and elastic, these mid-calf crew socks are unisex and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). Ideal for lounging at home or sipping something smoky with one pinky up. They’re a perfect nod to timeless taste and mildly judgmental charm.\n\n\n\n","brand":"Funatic - About Face Designs - Nice Enough Merch Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47747233874173,"sku":null,"price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0270\/0597\/6709\/files\/d962b00e54dc6ebebe5e46e82c472076073947d1ed80672bec74fba4ab3342ef.png?v=1782220351","url":"https:\/\/hartmercantilegoods.com\/products\/call-me-old-fashioned-socks","provider":"Hart Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}